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mazel-tov:

tyleroakley:

I can’t.

DEAR GOD i did not notice his ear and when i did i almost pee’d

mazel-tov:

tyleroakley:

I can’t.

DEAR GOD i did not notice his ear and when i did i almost pee’d

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Source: holyflaps

You’re not going to die. I forbid it. All right?”
All right,” he whispers.

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Source: punysgods

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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Source: aimmyarrowshigh

leupagus:

waxjism:

mxcoriginal:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

Yeah, this is a pretty accurate.

Official ponified versions of Thor and Loki, yes.

My Little Goat

… oh God the problem is it’s too accurate guys.

leupagus:

waxjism:

mxcoriginal:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

Yeah, this is a pretty accurate.

Official ponified versions of Thor and Loki, yes.

My Little Goat

… oh God the problem is it’s too accurate guys.

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Source: meltheshadowlover

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Source: thesheepenthusiast

livelaughlovetoread:

Dancing in the Street

livelaughlovetoread:

Dancing in the Street

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Source: frostingpeetaswounds

10knotes:

 

Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.


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